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What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

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Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

What do you call someone who is iffy about cleaning lawn games?

A wishy-washy Washer washer.

Manhattan Jokes More Manhattan Jokes

What's a baker's favorite part of Manhattan?

The Lower Yeast Side.

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

Cloth Jokes More Cloth Jokes

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

Maid Jokes More Maid Jokes

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

How do you spell women backwards?

Kitchen

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves