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What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

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When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.

What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

A maid man.

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What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

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What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

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Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

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What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do