What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

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Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

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What's a baker's favorite part of Manhattan?

The Lower Yeast Side.

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

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What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

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Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

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What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart