What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

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Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

How much does it cost to clean up Germany?

About 6 million.

Manhattan Jokes More Manhattan Jokes

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan on the rocks.

Cloth Jokes More Cloth Jokes

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

Maid Jokes More Maid Jokes

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.