Manhattan Jokes

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

What's a baker's favorite part of Manhattan?

The Lower Yeast Side.

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

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What do you call gungan served raw?

Tartare Binks...

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

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How does Kris Kringle clean his hands?

Santatizer

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What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

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What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

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Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

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