Manhattan Jokes

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

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What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

What's a baker's favorite part of Manhattan?

The Lower Yeast Side.

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

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Maid Jokes More Maid Jokes

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

Rum Jokes More Rum Jokes

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

Differentiate Jokes More Differentiate Jokes

What do you call an invalidation of someone's argument because they cannot differentiate between their and they're?

Ad homonym

Why do people say tunafish, rather than just tuna?

Is that to differentiate from the tunacow and tunagiraffe

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

Yellow Cake Jokes More Yellow Cake Jokes

What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?

Yellow Cake

What did the Nuclear Engineer get for his birthday?

Yellow Cake

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!

Space Man Jokes More Space Man Jokes

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.