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Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

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Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

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Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

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What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

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What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.