Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

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Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

What happens if a pig parks illegally?

It oink-urs a fine.

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Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

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Why are chorus girls like barge horses?

They have to tow the line!

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.