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Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

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Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son.

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Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

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What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.