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What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

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What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work?

The aftermath

What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue?

Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier..

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What do nuclear physicists do when they have time off?

They go fission.

What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

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Which shampoo is that?

My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"