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What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What should i do now?

To which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else!"

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.