What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

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Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears

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Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

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Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.