What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

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What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

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What do you call someone who can't find a job?

A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

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Which shampoo is that?

My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.