What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

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Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

Which pizza shop's business is like it's name?

Dominoes. Falling one at a time.

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Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

What do you call a nerd after highschool?

Boss