Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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What do pencils, poop and Golden State Warriors have in common?

They are all #2s.

What the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

The pencil has a point

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Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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What did one math book say to the other?

Man I got a lot of problems!

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

Math Teacher Jokes More Math Teacher Jokes

Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.