Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

How can you tell if the code is broken?

SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it

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What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

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What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

What does a math teacher say when they leave?

Calc-U-LATER