Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What would be the best color to make a joke about?

I was thinking black, but I'm not sure it would work?

Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

Math Teacher Jokes More Math Teacher Jokes

What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.