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Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

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How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

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What's the best angle to tackle a problem?

The try-angle

What's the problem with Java jokes?

They have no.

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What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated?

Work it out with a pencil

What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

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Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus

Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.