Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

What's the hardest part of a gardener's job?

Getting to the root of the problem.

Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

Math Teacher Jokes More Math Teacher Jokes

What do you call a math teacher in an anime?

Sin Pi

What does a math teacher say when they leave?

Calc-U-LATER