Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

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What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News?

A bad news bear

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

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How does a skeleton solve a problem?

With the bare-bones approach.

What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website?

Boy do we have problems.

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What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

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How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus