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Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What do you call fireworks that don't work?

Fireunemployed.

Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

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What's the problem with tipped cows?

They can't MOOve

What's the problem with North Korea?

It has no Seoul!!

Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

What do you call a constipated mason?

A brick-layer.

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

Math Teacher Jokes More Math Teacher Jokes

What do you call it when you lobotomize terrorists?

Simplifying Radicals. Yes, she's a math teacher.

What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.