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How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

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How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

How does the Asian chef get to work?

He woks.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many /r/Jokes mods does it take to change a light bulb?

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How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who says it's dark

How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

Server Jokes More Server Jokes

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.