What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

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What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

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What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)