What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

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What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

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What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

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How much does a moil get paid?

Fifty dollars and a tip.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)