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What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

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What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

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Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

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Why don't women tip bartenders?

They don't give a tip because they take the tip.

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...