Always tip your server.
They keep the tips.
A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.
They can never get further than the tip!
They start tipping balls.
The tip!
Because they always *tip*.
Two cents
When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.
Because they never leave a tip.
Fifty dollars and a tip.
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
Audi *tips hat*
A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress
Its on the tip of my tongue...
They don't give a tip because they take the tip.
You only get paid in tips.
He tips well.
M'Hearty
Because he's a waiter. (lol)
The size of the tip.
Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.
Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)
Because he only had Forints!
Chevalry
System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia
Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora
They're antisocial lights.
Hebrewed his own
With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.
Bob
Names
Walk in with $2 Million.
Too many cheetahs
A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)
The baseball player has all of its limbs.
I've bean everywhere, ma'am!
A cowch potato!
It mooved.
