Tip Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

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What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you say to a black guy in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise!

What is long and hard for a black guy?

Third grade

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

System Jokes More System Jokes

What do you call the system of honour of French horses?

Chevalry

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

Check for bugs in your system.

Canoe Jokes More Canoe Jokes

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him!

What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

Sametime next month? I heard this jome a while back. Sorry if its a repost

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How does The Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.