Always tip your server.
They keep the tips.
IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.
A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.
I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!
They can never get further than the tip!
They start tipping balls.
The tip!
Because they always *tip*.
Two cents
Tip him for the pizza.
When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.
Because they never leave a tip.
When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.
Fifty dollars and a tip.
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
Audi *tips hat*
A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress
Paint it black.
Its on the tip of my tongue...
They don't give a tip because they take the tip.
You only get paid in tips.
He tips well.
M'Hearty
Because he's a waiter. (lol)
The size of the tip.
Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.
Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)
Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.
You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.
About 5 drinks
It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.
Because he was Snowden
Deputin
I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.
One, but the lightbulb has to WANT to change.
All of its servers were busy
Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.
He wanted to raised stewed beef!
M'alady
First M'lady
Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.
He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.
