Tip Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar

Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

Admin Jokes More Admin Jokes

What dictator had the best bureaucracy?

Idi Admin.

What is the network admin favourite lullaby?

Mary had a little LAN

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you say to a black guy in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise!

What is long and hard for a black guy?

Third grade

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

Legge Jokes More Legge Jokes

What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?

About 10 pounds.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.