Always tip your server.
They keep the tips.
IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.
A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.
I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!
They can never get further than the tip!
They start tipping balls.
The tip!
Because they always *tip*.
Two cents
Tip him for the pizza.
When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.
Because they never leave a tip.
When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.
Fifty dollars and a tip.
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
Audi *tips hat*
A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress
Paint it black.
Its on the tip of my tongue...
They don't give a tip because they take the tip.
You only get paid in tips.
He tips well.
M'Hearty
Because he's a waiter. (lol)
The size of the tip.
Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.
Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)
Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.
Rare.
You stop milking a cow after 14 years..
Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea
They can't afford to pay respects.
M'otherland
Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.
When it's sycamore.
He wanted rich milk.
Because the people are always Russian!
In a joint account
In a snowbank.
Because the steaks were too high!
He got snowed in.
Toes go in first!
A midget at a urinal.
