What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk?

A mootation

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

To say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

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Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow?

2 Get Chocolate Milk!!

Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.