What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why didn't the cow go to the barn?

He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why are steak puns so rare?

Because they are never well done.

How does Lady Gaga like her......Steaks?

Raw, Raw, Raw Raw Raw!