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What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.

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What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

What do you call a Cow on the moon?

A Moo - nwalker

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Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

Why don't midgets like barbecues?

Because the steaks are too high.