What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

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What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife