What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher