What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.

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Why did the cow get an award?

For being outstanding in his field. Sorry.

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why is the beef in Colorado so good?

Because the steaks are high.

Why are steak puns so rare?

Because they are never well done.