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What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.