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What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What goes moof?

A cow with buck teeth.

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.