Where do the happy people of Baltimore ...

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What's a VCR?

My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.

How an Illuminati living in the Arctic is called?

An Igloominati

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What's the number for Baltimore chiropractic services?

9-1-2001

What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae

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Why do feminists always seem so unhappy?

Because happy people usually leave cults.

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

Where do the happy people of Baltimore live?