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Where do the happy people of Baltimore live?

In a merry land.

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Where do singing seahorses live?

In a choral coral corral

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

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How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.

What do you call a riot in Baltimore?

Target practice.

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Why do feminists always seem so unhappy?

Because happy people usually leave cults.

Where do the happy people of Baltimore live?

In a merry land.