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How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

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What happens when the Pope dies?

Another one popes up.

What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

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How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

What did the disgruntled barber give to the prince?

A bad heir day.