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How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

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What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

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Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?

Two twins make a King.

Who is the king of the pencil case?

The Ruler

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How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

What did the disgruntled barber give to the prince?

A bad heir day.