How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

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Why are there fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!

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Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Juan

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How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

What did the disgruntled barber give to the prince?

A bad heir day.