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How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

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Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

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Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?

Two twins make a King.

What do kings call musical chairs?

A Game of Thrones.

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What did the disgruntled barber give to the prince?

A bad heir day.

How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day