In his sleevies!
He made it to kings landing
Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.
They push two twins together to make a king.
They put two twins together to make a king.
They push Two twins together to make a King
He was a lion.
A free-LOTR
Because he was the rightful heir
He had a bad heir day
Because they have rain over every country in the world.
Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.
Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry
Divine intervention. edit: Oh.
Just Juan
IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u
Juan
Barbers.
The Ruler
A noble gas.
Because it was a noble gas
Two twins make a King.
He issues a royal pardon.
Your ghostliness.
Your royal highness.
A Stark contrast
A Game of Thrones.
Mouse Tse Tung!
A heir cut
Air to the throne.
King's Crustacean.
King Philip the Third.
They pushed two twins together and made a king.
The ruler.
GoT because they push twins together to make a king.
Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.
I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.
And i will be like, "No:("
Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.
I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.
Pasta la vista, baby.
Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip
A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.
What are all these landscapers doing here?
Hey we have a toot in common.
He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.
Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper
He didn't wrap his Whopper
A terrified postman.
Oops! King Kong ring wrong.
