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What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

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Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What is your secret?

Chen says, "it is because I have forgotten her name"

What's imaginary that my girlfriend and I afraid to forget?

My girlfriend

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

What gets higher with age?

Willie Nelson

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

Who's there! Bacon! Bacon who?

Bacon a cake for your birthday!