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What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

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What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

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What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

Ask a woman her age.

What do you call an aging chef with an unfaithful wife?

A cookold.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

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What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up

What is your favourite type of birthday present?

Another present!