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What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

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Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

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How can you tell a Bernie Sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

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What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."