What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

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What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

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What's the difference between a tumblrite and a coprolite?

Their age.

What do you call an aging chef with an unfaithful wife?

A cookold.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

A maid man.

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What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."