What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

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Who's There?.........9/11.....9/11 Who?

I thought you said you'd never forget....

What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

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Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

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What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

What is a Mafia enforcer's favorite game?

Whack-A-Mole

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What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for his Birthday?

He felt his presents.