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What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

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What did they say when they forgot to embalm Satoru Iwata?

WiiU

How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his whopper.

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How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

What do r/jokes and my dads jokes have in common?

They don't get better with age

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What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

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What did the teenage crow want for his birthday?

A-CAW!

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.