What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

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President Jokes More President Jokes

What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

If you boil a clown...

Do you get a laughing stock?

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.