What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

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What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

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Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.

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Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

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Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

Why do clowns make bad entrepreneurs?

Because they're into some funny business

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What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.