What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

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President Jokes More President Jokes

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

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Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

America Jokes More America Jokes

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

Where are clowns from?

Chuckleslovakia

How do you know if a chef is a clown?

The food tastes funny.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

How do you scare a snowman?

You get a hairdryer!