Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker?

You might get your baby back off a pitbull.

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

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When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

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Why is there no phone books in China?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

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Who is saved?

America

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

Pop culture

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

Why are boxers never late to their fights?

Because they have developed very good punch quality.