Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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At parking meteors.

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Under his buccan-hat.

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All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

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What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

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That's inappropriate.

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What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

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200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.