Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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The star has a bright future.

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It didn't have any pickups

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Hillary got off Scott-free.

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Americas already got two running for president.

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What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

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Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

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What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

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Yogurt has a live and thriving culture.

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If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

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What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

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