Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

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Whats the ISIS members' astrological sign?

Sad terrorist

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table?

A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

What was the burglar doing in Wayne Manor?

He was Robin.

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.