Black Man Jokes

The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.

What's the difference between a black man and happiness?

You can't buy happiness!

What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN

What's the difference between Black man, and Batman?

Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.

Why did the black man walk into a bar?

Because the cell door was still locked.

What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

Afroturf

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men?

Coach

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What happened when the black man went to night school?

The teacher marked him absent.

Why are Batman and black man different?

Bat man can go a whole night without robin

What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab?

Where to sir?

What is the difference between a black man and a bench?

A bench can support a family.

What do you call two black men on a videotape?

Evidence.

How is Batman different from a black man?

Batman can go in a store without Robin.

What do you call four black men in a red sleeping bag?

A Kit-Kat.

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

Why did the black man have a heart attack?

Afrosclerosis

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

What do you get when you mix a black man with microwave chicken?

May be offensive) Mike Tyson

What is a black mans favorite Halloween costume?

Robbin Hood

Why do black men wear baggy trousers?

Because their knee grows.

Why was the black man so tall?

Because his knee grows.

What do you NEVER call a black man?

A friend

How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie?

He'd rather spend his money on a forty

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

Because polly wanted a cracker

Why is hip hop popular among urban youth?

Because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Who's there! Adam! Adam who?

Adam up and tell me the total!

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What is the difference between cats and commas?

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What do wives and shingles have in common?

If you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

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Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

What did the Japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

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Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they Pikachu

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

How does a crackhead order their whiskey?

On the rocks

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Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

Aggregated basalt

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

Black Man Jokes

What do you call a black man in space?

Love Card

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

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How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

Why are black men taller than white men?

What did the black man say to the white kid?

What do you call a black man with a gun?

How does a black man ride a black stallion?

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Why did the black man walk backwards?

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What did the black man get for his son on Christmas?

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?

What's long and hard on a black man?

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Why do black men weep when they make love to white women?

Why was the black man arrested?

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Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Who lives in the White House?

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Who lives there?