Black Man Jokes

The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.

What's the difference between a black man and happiness?

You can't buy happiness!

What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN

What's the difference between Black man, and Batman?

Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.

Why did the black man walk into a bar?

Because the cell door was still locked.

What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

Afroturf

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men?

Coach

What happened when the black man went to night school?

The teacher marked him absent.

Why are Batman and black man different?

Bat man can go a whole night without robin

What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab?

Where to sir?

April Sale

We've Got This Love Thing Down

$5.99

What is the difference between a black man and a bench?

A bench can support a family.

What do you call two black men on a videotape?

Evidence.

How is Batman different from a black man?

Batman can go in a store without Robin.

What do you call four black men in a red sleeping bag?

A Kit-Kat.

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

Why did the black man have a heart attack?

Afrosclerosis

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

What do you get when you mix a black man with microwave chicken?

May be offensive) Mike Tyson

What is a black mans favorite Halloween costume?

Robbin Hood

Why do black men wear baggy trousers?

Because their knee grows.

Why was the black man so tall?

Because his knee grows.

What do you NEVER call a black man?

A friend

How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie?

He'd rather spend his money on a forty

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

Because polly wanted a cracker

Why is hip hop popular among urban youth?

Because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.

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What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

Adam Jokes More Adam Jokes

What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

Black Man Jokes

What do you call a black man in space?

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What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

Why are black men taller than white men?

What did the black man say to the white kid?

What do you call a black man with a gun?

How does a black man ride a black stallion?

What does a black men and The Terminator have in common?

Love

What did the black man get for his son on Christmas?

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?

What's long and hard on a black man?

What did the black man say to the Mexican?

How do you call a black man in space?

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Why do black men weep when they make love to white women?

Why was the black man arrested?

Who lives in the White House?

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Your Age Is Only Math

Who lives there?