Black Man Jokes

What N-word do you never want to call a black man?

Neighbor!

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What did the black man get for his son on Christmas?

Your bike.

What's long and hard on a black man?

The third grade.

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

What's the difference between Black man, and Batman?

Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men?

Coach

Why are Batman and black man different?

Bat man can go a whole night without robin

How is Batman different from a black man?

Batman can go in a store without Robin.

Why was the black man so tall?

Because his knee grows.

How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

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Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

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Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

What is it called when you dream in color?

A chromatose

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

N Jokes More N Jokes

What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

Nothing

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

Price Jokes More Price Jokes

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

Because the prices were Solo

What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.

Why did the staff party go to jail?

Because they were in treble.

Nightmare Jokes More Nightmare Jokes

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill