Black Man Jokes

What do you call a black man in space?

An astronaut.

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What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise.

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there

What do you call a black man with a gun?

You call him "sir".

How does a black man ride a black stallion?

With no legs.

What did the black man get for his son on Christmas?

Your bike.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family.

What's long and hard on a black man?

The third grade.

What did the black man say to the Mexican?

Hey. Watermelawn.

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Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

Why do black men weep when they make love to white women?

Mace.

Why was the black man arrested?

Good question.

Who lives in the White House?

The black man

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

Who lives there?

The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.

What's the difference between a black man and happiness?

You can't buy happiness!

What's the difference between Black man, and Batman?

Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men?

Coach

Why are Batman and black man different?

Bat man can go a whole night without robin

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench?

A bench can support a family.

What do you call two black men on a videotape?

Evidence.

How is Batman different from a black man?

Batman can go in a store without Robin.

What do you call four black men in a red sleeping bag?

A Kit-Kat.

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

Why did the black man have a heart attack?

Afrosclerosis

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

What do you get when you mix a black man with microwave chicken?

May be offensive) Mike Tyson

What is a black mans favorite Halloween costume?

Robbin Hood

Why do black men wear baggy trousers?

Because their knee grows.

Why was the black man so tall?

Because his knee grows.

What do you NEVER call a black man?

A friend

How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie?

He'd rather spend his money on a forty

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

Because polly wanted a cracker

Why is hip hop popular among urban youth?

Because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.

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What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Rib Jokes More Rib Jokes

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

How do subscribers of r/jokes like their ribs?

Tickled.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

Heck

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

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How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

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Why did the Mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.

What do you call two Mexican men playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

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What do you call a white man surrounded by black men?

Coach

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.