What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

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Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...

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Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

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How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

Who do you call when a sleepwalker injures himself?

The somnambulance.

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Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.