What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

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Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

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What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

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Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery?

He injured his spline!

What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

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Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)