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What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

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Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

How did The Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

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Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

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What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?

A hobblin' goblin

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What are you looking for!?

Just-ice!

Why did Batman go to the corner store?

FOR JUST ICE