What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

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Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

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What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

What is an injured persons favorite movie?

Cast Away

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How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.