What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

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What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

Who tries to steal fool's gold'?

A pyrite!

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Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

What kind of doctors are like spiders?

Spin doctors!

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What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

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The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

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Polaroids! I'm so bored...