Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

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Which animal makes the best pie?

A human.

What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans

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Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

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Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fish!

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

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Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

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What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.