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Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

Hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D... wait what were YOU THINKING!!!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

Fortune Jokes More Fortune Jokes

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.