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Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie?

He'd rather spend his money on a forty

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How does Chuck Norris go fishing?

You, you and you. Get out.

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

Fortune Jokes More Fortune Jokes

Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses