Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

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What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

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What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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How do you make a small fortune in the movie industry?

You spend a large fortune

Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

Bettas

Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

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Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?

Whale of fortune!

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Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

What's A Pirate's Favorite thing too do?

Hook up