Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?
A harumble.
The human one.
Trying to get out of his grave.
An instagator!
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
Do you know how to drive this thing
Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!
Whale of fortune!
They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!
Arrrrrrr-wen
