Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?
Testicles.
Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!
He was trying to get some Natural Light.
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.
Because he was hooked on worms.
Tuna half minutes.
T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.
Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!
He says "All net."