Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

Ariel Jokes More Ariel Jokes

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.