He was just chasing tail.
Squash.
A harumble.
Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
It was tired of being taken for granite.
You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!
10 after 1
Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....
To cover up their Ariel-as.