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Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans

Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

Why does a dog wag it's tail?

No one else will do it for them

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

Ariel Jokes More Ariel Jokes

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.