He was just chasing tail.
Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
We both burn gas.
They're always switching their tails!
So he could make ends meet!
If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!
Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
So the police know what to shoot at during a chase
Because she can't fit into D shells
To cover up their Ariel-as.