Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

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How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human?

None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

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What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

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What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

Leave it to peave her.

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

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What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

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Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.