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Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

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Which animal makes the best pie?

A human.

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

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What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Why did the hipster otter leave his hometown river?

It was too mainstream

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What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

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Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.