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Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

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What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see

What was the most reliable and helpful vehicle in the 1800s?

The "I've got this Covered" Waggon

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

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Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

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Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

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How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.