Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

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Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

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Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap?

So she didn't whistle on the way down.

Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

How do they make bras for octopi?

With suction cups.

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How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

What do math and mermaids have in common?

They both have an alge-bra.

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Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells