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Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

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Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

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What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers(iknow its old but its nice)

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

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Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

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Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

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Why did Ariel wear seashells?

Because she grew out of her B shells.

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.