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Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

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What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin

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What does a Super Star Destroyer wear to a formal occasion?

A bow T.I.E.

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

How do they make bras for octopi?

With suction cups.

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What do math and mermaids have in common?

They both have an alge-bra.

What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

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Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.