Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

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Where do books sleep?

Under their covers.

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

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What do sneezes wear on their feet?

Ahhh-shoes.

What is it called if someone wears your bra?

Cobra!!!

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Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

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How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

Because she was fish tailing!

How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

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Why did Ariel wear seashells?

Because she grew out of her B shells.

How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."