Why can't the main character of Fallout 4 get a girlfriend?

Because they're too young for him

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Why am I here?

Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.

Why was 2 afraid of 4?

Because 4 8 16!

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How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend?

Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)!!!

How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

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What do you call a crashed Vertibird?

Fallout 4) An Invertibird.

What happens to all Vertibird pilots?

They Fallout