Why can't the main character of Fallout 4 get a girlfriend?

Because they're too young for him

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What rock group has 4 dudes that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row.

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What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

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What happens to all Vertibird pilots?

They Fallout

What do you call a crashed Vertibird?

Fallout 4) An Invertibird.