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How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend?

Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)"!!!

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What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

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Why was the priest afraid of trigonometry?

Cos sin

Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about?

You always end up going off onto tangents.

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How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend?

Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)"!!!

Why can't trigonometry teachers give good speeches?

They go off onto different tangents.

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Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween?

Because they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door.

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.