How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend?

Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)"!!!

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Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

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Why can't trigonometry teachers give good speeches?

They go off onto different tangents.

Why don't white girls like trigonometry?

Because secant even.

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Why can't trigonometry teachers give good speeches?

They go off onto different tangents.

How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend?

Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)"!!!

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How do you get a date on Tinder?

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What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.