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How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend?

Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)"!!!

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Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

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Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about?

You always end up going off onto tangents.

Why was the priest afraid of trigonometry?

Cos sin

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Why can't trigonometry teachers give good speeches?

They go off onto different tangents.

How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend?

Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)"!!!

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What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

Why was 10 scared?

Because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated