Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about?

You always end up going off onto tangents.

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How do elephants talk to each other?

By 'elephone!

Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

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What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

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Why did the boy like doing trigonometry?

Just cos.

Why do you always follow your instinct when doing trigonometry?

Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent

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What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

What do you find on a beach?

A tangent.