Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about?

You always end up going off onto tangents.

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How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

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What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

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How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend?

Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)!!!

Why was the priest afraid of trigonometry?

Cos sin

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Why do you always follow your instinct when doing trigonometry?

Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent