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What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

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What do you call a software developer who's also a gynecologist?

Front-end

What's six feet tall, silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

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Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

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Why don't Asians get constipated?

Because of their frequent bow movements.

What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What do you call it when... You put a pillow on a stool?

You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder