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What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

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What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

Where'd he go?

And the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

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What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.