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What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

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What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

What are the differences and similarities of flint Michigan and The Walking Dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

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What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

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Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

How do they all sit?

They turn the stool upside down