What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

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What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

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What does CPA stand for?

Can't Produce Anything

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

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What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down