What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

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How does R.Kelly end a joke?

Ba dum

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

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What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

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When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap

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Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

What do you call it when... You put a pillow on a stool?

You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up