What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

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What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

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How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

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When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

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How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!