What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

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What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

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What font is alphabet soup produced in?

Times New Ramen

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

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What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

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What do you call it when... You put a pillow on a stool?

You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up

What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?