Produce Jokes

What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

A Tippihedron

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

What font is alphabet soup produced in?

Times New Ramen

Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

What are the differences and similarities of flint Michigan and The Walking Dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

Where are things that are very average produced?

The satis-factory.

What do you call a factory that produces quality goods?

A satisfactory

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

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Couple's Daily Question Mug

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

What kind of scary bees can produce milk?

Boo bees

What does CPA stand for?

Can't Produce Anything

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Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

Where did William Tell take his garbage?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

Rebel Jokes More Rebel Jokes

Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

Dat Jokes More Dat Jokes

What would you call an EDM producer on a flagpole?

Datsik but not dat well.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.