A Tippihedron
Udderly useless.
Because they only wanted a little drama.
Gross
Endwarfins
Because of all the resistance training
A milk dud.
Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.
Times New Ramen
They produce a lot of endworfins.
It depends on how much crack he can produce.
Avo, CA does.
Utter despair.
An udder failure.
A toothbrush.
They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.
The satis-factory.
A satisfactory
The baby and the dad.
In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.
Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.
OC) An utter disappointment
A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.
Boo bees
Can't Produce Anything
Pure Heroine by Lorde.
Me: Paid administrative leave.
None. They only screw playoff games
Wanna go ride bikes?
Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.
Datsik but not dat well.
A white owl goes: Who Who A black owl goes: Who dat who dat
Var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.
They're both duct-taters (sorry)
A baked potato
Gun hangs head & turns around
An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.
Reality
