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What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.

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Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

Herb Jokes More Herb Jokes

What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?

A thyme machine.

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please.

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross