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What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.

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Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?

Because his career was in ruins

How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

Herb Jokes More Herb Jokes

Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

What do you call an avid gardener?

Herb

Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds.

Why is the Doctor an excellent chef?

He's a Thyme Lord

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

R/jokes

Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.