What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.

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Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?

Because his career was in ruins

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

Herb Jokes More Herb Jokes

What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs?

PARSLEYMONIOUS

What do you call an avid gardener?

Herb

Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup

How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please.