What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.

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Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

Why was the archeologist depressed?

Because his career was in ruins

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?

It became a daddy short legs!

Herb Jokes More Herb Jokes

Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs?

PARSLEYMONIOUS

Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please.

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.