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What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.

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Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

Who is an archaeologist?

One whose career is in ruins.

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?

It became a daddy short legs!

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

Herb Jokes More Herb Jokes

What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?

A thyme machine.

Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

Why is the Doctor an excellent chef?

He's a Thyme Lord

Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

Why'd the hipster burn his mouth?

He had his soup before it was cool.

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

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