Thyme Jokes

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

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Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.

Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds.

Why is the Doctor an excellent chef?

He's a Thyme Lord

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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