He had too much thyme on his hands.
I bought some thyme yesterday.
Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.
He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.
Well, this was a waste of Thyme.
They've got a lot of thyme on their hands
Cheech Marinade!
Because thyme heals all wounds.
He's a Thyme Lord
He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.
Marijuana
High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)
Elrond Hubbard!
Elephino...
He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.
The pilot.
Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
To avoid criticism and comparison.
With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.
Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Pasts
They have a hard time opening up
Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.
Barbecue sauce
He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!
Stamp
