He had too much thyme on his hands.
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I bought some thyme yesterday.
Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.
He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.
Well, this was a waste of Thyme.
They've got a lot of thyme on their hands
Cheech Marinade!
Because thyme heals all wounds.
He's a Thyme Lord
He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.
Made you look!
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.
Puppymonkeybaby
It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood!
I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.
A criminal mastermind...
I'll take your money!
Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.
Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.
He wanted stable employment
Credit to Bo Burnham.
It gets jalapeno face.
Because they're jalapeno business!