He had too much thyme on his hands.
I bought some thyme yesterday.
Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.
He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.
Well, this was a waste of Thyme.
They've got a lot of thyme on their hands
Because thyme heals all wounds.
He's a Thyme Lord
He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.
An Oncologist
A Doctor.
Plain.
The pilot was a loaf of bread.
Because they can't stop saving their work.
Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog
Shorts!
Two buy four.
Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
He lost his hearing.
It was charged with a salt.
McDonald's knows how to use salt
Sign Language
Be the change you want to see in the world.
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
