What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

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What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

What's the smelliest breed of dog?

A poo-dle

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Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

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Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

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Why is Xbox 360's successor called Xbox One and not Xbox 720?

Cos 720 is 1

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

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How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!