What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that likes Mexican food?

A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!

What do dogs have that no other animal has?

Puppy dogs!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

Puss in boots!

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why was the stadium so cool?

It was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.

Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan