What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who is the favourite communist leader of all the cats?

Mao

Where do cats write down notes?

Scratch Paper!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck!

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.