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What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What part of your punctuality emancipates the Chinese?

Your Ti"ming"!

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.