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What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Why did the cat fall into the well?

Because he couldn't see that well.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who is a battery manufacturer's favorite baseball player of all time?

Al Kaline.

Why are burglars such good tennis players?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What do authors do when they are being chased?

They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....