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Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

Why do Congressmen make terrible cashiers?

They're all too afraid of change.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

What's up with that horse?

Sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

Hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D... wait what were YOU THINKING!!!

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

Traffic Light Jokes More Traffic Light Jokes

What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

Don't look I'm changing!

What does a traffic light tells to another traffic light?

Dont look at me I'm changing