Because they spend too much time changing.
Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.
Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.
Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.
Because they spend too much time with the x-position
Because they spend years at sea.
Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it
A castle
Don't look! I'm changing!