Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What birds spend all their time on their knees?

Birds of prey!

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

Traffic Light Jokes More Traffic Light Jokes

Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

Don't look I'm changing!