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What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!

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What would call a person who isn't worthy of being looked at?

Unseaworthy

What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.

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How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

What do you call a vehicle that has changed gender?

TRANSportation

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What does a traffic light tells to another traffic light?

Dont look at me I'm changing

Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!