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What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

How many homeless does it take to change a lightbulb?

There's change in a lightbulb

Traffic Light Jokes More Traffic Light Jokes

What does a traffic light tells to another traffic light?

Dont look at me I'm changing

Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.