Don't look! I'm changing!
In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.
I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.
Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier.
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
Because they spend too much time changing.
You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!