What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!

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Why do scientists look for things twice?

Because they research everything.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

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How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

Third as many as for a regular bulb.

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Why did the traffic light turn red?

You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.

What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

Don't look I'm changing!