What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

Don't look I'm changing!

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What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.

What is a Car in the U.S.?

A mode of transportation.

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Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red.: