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Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

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What's an extroverted accountant?

One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

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Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

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What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts

What do you call a group of girls from a sorority?

A horde.

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What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.