Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

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What the band's name?

Me: looking over desk for ideas Inbox(29)

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

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What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

What do you call a group of girls from a sorority?

A horde.

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What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter