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Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

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Row Jokes More Row Jokes

What is the Puerto Rican national anthem?

Row row row your boat

What's a Cuban's favorite song?

Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains