Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

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Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

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Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains