Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

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Row Jokes More Row Jokes

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown