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Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

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Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

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Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

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Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

What do you call a group of girls from a sorority?

A horde.

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Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.

What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ