Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

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Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

What's the Cuban national anthem?

Row, Row, Row Your Boat...

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Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

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What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

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Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

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Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts