Why won't you read this joke?

Cause you've already reddit!

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What do you call a scary unexpected post in reddit?

A Dreddit!

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

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What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

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Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

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What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your Bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME