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Why won't you read this joke?

Cause you've already reddit!

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What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

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Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

What do you call a joke that is based on a misunderstanding?

Ironic

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What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

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How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi