Why won't you read this joke?

Cause you've already reddit!

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What's the difference between Reddit and the 1984 Universe?

You can leave Reddit.

What do you call a scary unexpected post in reddit?

A Dreddit!

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What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.

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How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.