One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
Orthodocs
The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.
They both travel at c
Terminal velocity.
Holy Braille
Open your Bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME
With their eyes shut!
I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...
A ruff draft.
She had never learned to spell properly.
A Soviet Reunion.
The Soviet Onion
A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."
The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
