One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
Nuts.
The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.
Dr Whoover
Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.
One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.
That was the most violent book I've ever read..........
Two chickens and a goat.
Because they can't see if they close both.
An author-dontist Wahey!
He forgot his Loggins
They were afraid of Stalin.
A Soviet Reunion.
One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.