How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?

With their eyes shut!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What do you call a snail on a ship?

A snailor.

Where do you party on a ship?

Where the funnel be!

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Because he was fed up with the hole business!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can Pikachu

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

Columbus Jokes More Columbus Jokes

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?

With their eyes shut!