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How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?

With their eyes shut!

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What famous band sleeps the least?

Slipknot

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

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Let's get on the ship, men!

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How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?

With their eyes shut!

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Two pirates

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You Blink Your Eyes.

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What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?

With their eyes shut!