How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?

With their eyes shut!

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What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono

How many women have you slept with?

She asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."

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How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas?

Tarrif-ied.

What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!

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What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.

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What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?

I have my eye on you.

Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.

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What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus