How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?

With their eyes shut!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

What saved the ship?

Flambuoyancy

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

Columbus Jokes More Columbus Jokes

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship.

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?

With their eyes shut!