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How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?

With their eyes shut!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings?

A Freudian Sleep.

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What saved the ship?

Flambuoyancy

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What do we call that one small worm that won't shut up?

A chatterpillar

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts

Columbus Jokes More Columbus Jokes

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship.

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus