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What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

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What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

What is Pat Sajak's favorite Christmas carol?

No L

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What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

Why do they call it a third eye?

If its on your fourhead?

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a Native American community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

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What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.