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What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

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What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

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How does a blacksmith know you farted?

He smelt it

What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells