What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What is worse than a carrot that smells like a snow women?

One that smells like a snow man.

What have you got on?

I've got a hard on. But I didn't know you could smell it.