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What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

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What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?

Michael google.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very, very hungry.

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What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

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How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

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What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!