What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What do old people smell like?

Depends

What's a skunk's favourite game in school?

Show and smell!