What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

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What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

What did the blind deaf mute boy in a wheelchair get for Christmas?

Cancer!

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What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving?

Still no idea.

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Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

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What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.