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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?

Because they were veloco*raptured*.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China?

They ate all the dinosaurs