Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

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What do you call a constipated mason?

A brick-layer.

What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

What is a Budget?

An orderly system for living beyond your means.

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What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.