Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

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Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What is a Budget?

An orderly system for living beyond your means.

Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

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What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

What kind of ant is good at maths?

An accountant!