Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

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Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

Budget Jokes More Budget Jokes

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

What is a Budget?

An orderly system for living beyond your means.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

What's a shy and retiring accountant?

An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.

Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.