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Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

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What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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What is a Budget?

An orderly system for living beyond your means.

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

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What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?

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What did the accountant with constipation do?

He worked is out with a pencil.