Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

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Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

Budget Jokes More Budget Jokes

What is a Budget?

An orderly system for living beyond your means.

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.