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Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

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What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated?

Work it out with a pencil

Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

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Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

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How do you know accountants have no imagination?

They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.

Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.