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What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

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Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

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What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

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What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.

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His personality.

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How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.