What do accountants use for birth control?

Their personality.

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Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......