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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

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When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

It's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY!

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Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?

13 seconds of eye contact.