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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

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Tapas a snout!

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Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

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He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......