What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

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When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

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What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

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Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

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What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?

13 seconds of eye contact.

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......