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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

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How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

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What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

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Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

What's a shy and retiring accountant?

An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.

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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?

13 seconds of eye contact.