When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

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Why was the 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter...

Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

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How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

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What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

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What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

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Why did the accountant go crazy?

He started to hear invoices in his head.

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.