When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

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Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes?

He always tells them with a dead Pan face.

What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

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How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

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What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

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How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.

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What did the accountant do when he was constipated?

He worked it out with a pencil.

What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?

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