When somebody asks for a raise
He cracks up
Someone laughing their head off
Nah, mastay
Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.
Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.
It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...
A happy medium.
He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.
He works it out with a pencil
Invite an accountant.
