How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

What's the difference between young girls and photographs?

After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.

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What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

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What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

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What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

How is this joke similar to a musical about a thesaurus?

Both are a play on words.

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Why won't you read this joke?

Cause you've already reddit!

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".