Just ask them to read this word: unionized.
One is a Snack Cracker and the other is a Crack Snacker!!
Two letters.
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
He dies in his LA home at 82.
The surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."
Give him a basketball and ask him what it says.
Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.
He was afraid that he would swallow his words.
None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.
I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"
Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.
They both enjoy handshakes.
Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.
Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'
