How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

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How can you tell who's the head nurse at a hospital?

It's the one who has knee pads on.

How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you

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How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

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What is Zack Morris's favorite type of word?

A Preppysition

What word is always spelled wrong?

Wrong

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What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.