How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between up and down?

It all depends on how you look at it

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why did God make women last?

He didn't want someone telling him what to do

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What did Joe Hill say when someone asked if he was Joe King?

No, I'm dead serious.

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

What's another word for cinnamon?

Synonym.

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What do Chinos say when you take them off?

This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.