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How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

A woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

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Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

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What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food?

SHORYUKEN***

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What word is always spelled wrong?

Wrong

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

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Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'