How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

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Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

Mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

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How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

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How can you tell that someone's a vegan?

Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you