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How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What did Wilford Brimley say to his wife when he found out she was pregnant?

You have diafetus

Where can you find baby dwarfs?

At a dwarfanage

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How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

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What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan?

Saladdin.

How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

Why do women make better pilots than men?

They only have one joystick to worry about.

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What happened when the cannibal was late to the dinner party?

He got the cold shoulder.

What did the patriarchy serve at their dinner party?

Traditional gender rolls.