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How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

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How can you tell if a man is happy?

A. Who cares

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

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How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?

What did the patriarchy serve at their dinner party?

Traditional gender rolls.