How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

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What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!

How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

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How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!