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How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

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I'll look into it.

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Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

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I, Mac.

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A quarter pounder with cheese.

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How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

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What do you call a man with a kilt over his head?

Scott!

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

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What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Clash of Clans

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.