How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

Why did Sara fall off the swing?

2.Knock Knock 1.She didn't have any arms!! 2. Who's there NOT SARA!!

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What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?

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What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

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What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

What do you call a man with a kilt over his head?

Scott!

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What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.