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What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?

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What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds.

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

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Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

What did the Joker say to the dwarf planet?

Why so Ceres