March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?

Previous Random Joke Next

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?

When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A blonde serves more people in a night.

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

Joker Jokes More Joker Jokes

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

What did the anti-joker say to the joker?

I'm Batman.