What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?

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When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds.

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

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What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.