Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

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Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

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What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

What do they serve you in a Viatnamese McDonalds?

NAMburgers

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.