Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What did one snail say to the other?

Nothing. They were both decoys.

What are snails trying to do?

Their best

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What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

How long does a United States Congressman serve?

Until he gets caught.

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.