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Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail Polish.

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

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What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?

What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar