Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

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What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

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What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

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What does a bee get at McDonalds?

A humburger!

How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can't climb the ladder.