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Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats your GPA?

James answers: "4 2.4."

Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

How do you draw an Overwatch character?

You Tracer.

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

What are snails trying to do?

Their best

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

When I see a "How am I driving?

Sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

Escargot Jokes More Escargot Jokes

Why did the French chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"