Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

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What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

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What's Lil' John's favorite magazine?

OK!

Whats the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

The picture of Jesus only needs one nail to hang up.

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Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

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When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

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What country has the most people?

Brazil... They've got Brazillions

Why do some people love their VW diesel cars?

Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all.

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Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What do you call a snail on a sail boat?

A snailor

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

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How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro?

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Money.

Escargot Jokes More Escargot Jokes

Why did the French chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"