Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do cars do at the disco?

Brake dance.

When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

If I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive?

Her ankles.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

How do you draw an Overwatch character?

You Tracer.

Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

To draw the curtains!

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What did one snail say to the other?

Nothing. They were both decoys.

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

What side of the road do they drive on in ireland?

None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.

Escargot Jokes More Escargot Jokes

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.