Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

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Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Why did the French chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.