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Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don't look I'm changing!

How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

Whats Brown and... Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

P p

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

What do you call people who play April Fool's jokes?

Annoying.

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

Escargot Jokes More Escargot Jokes

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Why did the French chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.