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Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

Whats the difference between Chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

He was looking for a Czech mate.

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why are there no hand paintings from the old west?

Because they could only draw guns.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

Escargot Jokes More Escargot Jokes

Why did the French chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"