Why did the French chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

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When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"

Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

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Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich?

Because the poor didn't have any!

What do you call a stolen yam?

A hot potato.

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Why did the French chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

What did the French chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

Looks like we have debris all over the place

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Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Why did the French chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.