Why did the French chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

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How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

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When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi

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Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

Greg.

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What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.

Why did the French chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

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Why did the French chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"