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Why did the French chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Where do police put their drinks?

Copholders

What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

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What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

What do the French call a bad Thursday?

A tra-jeudi.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence.

French Chef Jokes More French Chef Jokes

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.

Escargot Jokes More Escargot Jokes

Why did the French chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"