Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

Greg.

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What do you call a stolen Tesla Car?

Edison.

What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

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What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

Greg.

What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.